About Me!

Considering how fucking cool my website is, you probably wanted to know a little bit about me. In that case here I am!

This is what I look like most days:

As you can see, Ryan Gosling is

Frequently Asked Questions

Question: What do you do?

Answer: I drive.

Question: Do you hate the anti-christ?

Answer: Yes, and the UN.

Question: Are you in danger?

Answer: Who are you talking to right now? Who is it you think you see? Do you know how much I make a year? I mean, even if I told you, you wouldn't believe it. Do you know what would happen if I suddenly decided to stop going into work? A business big enough that it could be listed on the NASDAQ goes belly up. Disappears! It ceases to exist without me. No, you clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, [YOU]. I am the danger! A guy opens his door and gets shot and you think that of me? No. I am the one who knocks!

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